F is for Funny

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Loren Eaton said…
You just made my day ...
June 4, 2008 at 3:58 PM
berry said…
ha! my kids love it and they don't even understand the joke.
June 4, 2008 at 4:46 PM
cool mum said…
haha awesome! if you ever find that "me glutton, not liar" clip online you'll have to post it!
June 4, 2008 at 10:53 PM
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