Dear Mr. Morning Radio Host, How dare you, Mr. Morning Radio Host , while thinking out loud on air, suggest that we all turn around and give our tax refund checks to Compassion International? It's an economic stimulus package! Didn't you think of that? How will sending our money to poor people out of the country stimulate the US economy? Huh? That's just an un-American suggestion! You are proposing that we send our economy into further tumult, just to satisfy your whim of feeding orphans! If we don't use our money to consume more stuff, or go on little vacations or invest wisely, then, well, the package will be all for naught, and we will all be guilty of treason, or something. What are you trying to do? Save the world or something? Start a movement? You are a danger to this economy, sir. Sincerely, Amy Wright, who is thinking that there may be something to this, and will soon be investigating ways to encourage people to do it, provided the Senate approves the plan.
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1) a baby swan is called a cygnet
2) Stephen Douglas was Lincoln's secretary of state
3) James Buchanan was the only bachelor president
4) The Matisse Museum is in Nice
5) The Dashwood family is mentioned in the first line of "Sense and Sensibility", NOT Pride and Prejudice.
...among other things.
let the blogosphere know when you get the chance.
oh and one thing Amy forgot to mention that she "learned" -
The first book of the new testament is Matthew.
I was mocking that they would even ask that.. sorry for the confusion. Proceed.